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You know its sexier when its a secret but it gets so hard just trying to keep it Oh I should shut my mouth cause the guy I'm talking about is one I got on the go but he isn't "open" Oh My secret love I don't care what they say I'm gonna put your secret safe so that you will remain ah ah ah oh ah ah My secret love I don't care what they do I'm gonna stand by you together this we can get through ah ah ah oh ah ah He only comes around when all my housemates are out get busy on the couch but his paranoid of every sound "Oh Steven is that a flatmate back early? Oh sorry I don't mean to be sure a freak . but you know I gonna I gotta put the work off the street. Between you and me I gotta put this discreet. Cause what would the neighbors say? My mom would see a early grave! I'd lose my job if they knoew I was g-g-g-gay." "Shhhh honey baby its OK we all get there eventually I know is a big step to take and its OK to be afraid and we can talk this if you like we can talk about it all night or you can take off your trousers Cause I wanna FUCK! My secret love I don't care what they say I'm gonna put your secret safe so that you will remain ah ah ah oh ah ah My secret love I don't care what they do I'm gonna stand by you together this we can get through ah ah ah oh ah ah and his afraid to go out so we end up spending most of your time in bed which I can't complain about X2 My secret love I don't care what they say I'm gonna put your secret safe so that you will remain ah ah ah oh ah ah My secret love I don't care what they do I'm gonna stand by you together this we can get through ah ah ah oh ah ah and his afraid to go out so we end up spending most of your time in bed which I can't complain about X2

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and Damien said "If your gonna roofie me don't do me in the mens room I gotta a reputation to withheld If you wanna shock me better me a big boy Been around this block a few times before Don't want your last name cause you got a pretty face Just direction back to your place Don't gotta be good at this just gotta go starfish Bit the pillow and take it Cause I've been waiting all night long I've been waiting like Oh My God! for the DJ to play my fucking song I've been waiting all night long I've been waiting like Oh My God! Attention Bitches its time to dance. Bitch you better WORK! Moma x2 Cause sex it a game and I'm here to won Yeah its a race and I'm a gold medalist" He Said "Its so easy, its easy, easy peasy please believe me, all I needs an hour and the internet Its so easy, its easy, easy peasy please believe me all I needs a guy with low self respect... No offence. Its so easy, its easy, easy peasy penis squeezy, all I need to do is wait by the exit Its so easy, its easy, easy peasy girl believe me, all I need to do is look a bit desperate Cause I've been waiting all night long I've been waiting like Oh My God! for the DJ to play my fucking song I've been waiting all night long I've been waiting like Oh My God! Attention Bitches its time to dance. Bitch you better WORK! Moma x2 I know they call me a manwhore cause I'm after the high score I got it all sweetie but I always want more and more and more and more Withheld my reputation Better be a big boy Don't gotta be good at this just gotta go starfish Don't do me in the mens room Been around this block a few times before I'm gonna take it baby all the way back to my place Don't got a line on me face My hair is looking great I gots a skinny waist I'm only 8 stone 8 x2 Bitch you better WORK! Moma x2 Story

I was fourteen years old I was lying in bed There was nothing I could do It was true I kept thinking to myself What the fuck am I gonna do? Oh ooh oh oh oh Couldn’t tell my brother My mother My father My sisters My aunties My uncles My cousins My friends No one at school I didn’t know what to do I kept thinking to myself What the fuck am I gonna do? Oh ooh oh oh oh Because I came from such a religious family Was an altar boy Went to a Christian Brothers’ School And if I knew that means God knew And God had some issues I kept thinking to myself What the fuck am I gonna do? Oh ooh oh oh oh This ain’t a song it’s an excuse for a hate crime Cos every gay son knows what it means to be a bastard child Cos I could walk out that door and marry a woman I don’t even like But try to marry a man I love they fuckin’ lose their minds Cos they said it Yes they said it No they said it And I believed them They told me that gays were sick sinners Nothing more than abominations Cos they said it Yes they said it No they said it And you know they did They told us the gays were the ones out touching kids And it turns out the fuckin’ priest the one who did. You see I don’t talk about God or religion much Cos when I was growing up that stuff it really messed me up I remember thinking Ooooooooooo This God of love is sending us all straight to Hell x2 Cos if there is no God Then no harm no foul But if there is a God And if he’s an angry God Then you’re kinda screwed So why not just get on your knees And start to pray and beg For forgiveness And I thought to myself Not a chance in Hell x3 Don’t wanna go to Hell Not a chance in Hell x3 Don’t wanna go to Hell Don’t wanna go to Hell Cos I’d rather go to Hell for being an atheist I’d rather go to Hell for being faithless Rather go to Hell for being blasphemous But never for love But never for love Cos I’d rather go to Hell for being an atheist I’d rather go to Hell for being faithless Rather go to Hell for being blasphemous But never for love But never for love And if he’s an angry God If he’s an angry God I want to look into those angry eyes I want to look into that angry face And if he’s an angry God If he’s an angry God I want to look into those angry eyes I want to look into that angry face They told me God Hates Fags But I’m one of them They told me God They told me God Hates Fags But I fucking love them Oooooooooooh This God of love is sending us all straight to Hell x2 You see I don’t talk about God or religion much Cos when I was growing up that stuff it really messed me up

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Oh Mother Mary Watch over me Cool my burning bones Pray for me Oh Saint Anthony Won’t you come find me I’m lost in the garden With serpents chasing me To tie me by my arms and legs And hang me from a tree To spill my blood But my blood far from holy God almighty Have you fallen asleep The flock have taken the farm And now they’re hunting me To tie me by my arms and legs And hang me from a tree Please don’t let them x3 Crucify me

What did I come home for This isn’t working What did I come home for Ruined the whole damn day And she said Baby, baby, baby Shut your mouth Don’t you know some of us got to live in this town The word is spreading and there are whispers about So can you camp it all down What did I come home for It wasn’t to come out What did I come home for Me and my big mouth And I said It’s top heavy and I quit The truth came out and the roof caved in But now I’m fat and happy I gave them the slip I got out but there’s others trapped in It’s ok It’s ok I know It’s ok It’s ok I’ll go It’s ok It’s ok I know It’s ok It’s ok I’ll go What did I come home for What did I come home for Hate the sin she said but love the sinner Don’t give me that religious bullshit Mom That pope’s a fucking wanker Cos I love my sin And I love my sinners Just chill the fuck out It’s not a big deal What’s left over from dinner Can’t save my soul It’s long been sold And it’s as black as coal So save your prayers For someone who cares Ain’t no God up there Ain’t going to Heaven They’ll never let me in Ain’t going to Hell Mom Cos it don’t exist No it don’t exist

Its a lonely life x 2 She sat me down one day She turned around and said "Its a lonely life" Its a lonely life x 2 Now you listen to me Find a girl settle out make her you wife Buy a house have some kids start a life Because I've been thinking bout all night and thinking bout all day Who's gonna take care of my baby boy when his old and grey? Its a lonely life x 2 She sat me down one day I turned around and said " No that's a lonely life" Its a lonely life x 2 Now you listen to me So find a girl lie to her make her my wife have some cover out child and live a lie Maybe every once in a while in the back set of a car or a dodgy bar Looking ass online at night well I guess that's why they invented Gaydar No that's a lonely life x 2 She sat me down one day I turned around and said " No that's a lonely life" No that's a lonely life x 2 Well at lest I know who I am when I'm 18 and not when I'm like 45 Cause that would be a really lonely life

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All my friends think i'm someone else and all lovers, now hate themselves. and as i spit his taste out from my lips I'm reminded he was only after one thing Now I've never asked for a lot but all i ever get is depressed, lonliness, and really bad habits but all i ever wanted was the love from some else who was better and kinder then myself But I've always been is a loud mouth fucking queen egocentric alcohic with low self-esteem because every time i opens my mouth all i seem to talk about is a dick going in to it becuase i've been convinst ( every men i'll ever met has been trying to trick me into bed but all i ever wanted was love from someone else who would turn around and leave by myself Nine guys in three weeks and not one wishes to see me am i a ransaid humanbin or am i just that fucking easy but they always turn out to be strangers with history cause when I pass them on the street they look straight true me they just flip me like a coin right into there bed but it dosn't matter what side i land on kid becuase my tails always in to air and i love giving head but all i ever wanted was someone to love me just enough to blends out just as much i as hate myself case all I do is pose and bitch, pose cause I'm a bitch, dance shout work it out I'm gonna drink that, suck that, fuck that, oh yeah pose and bitch, pose cause I'm a bitch, dance shout work it out I'm gonna drink that, suck that, fuck that, oh yeah But all I've ever wanted All my friends think i'm someone else and all lovers, now hate themselves.

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Spin cuts me cold Don’t run to mother Any more I just get drunk On buses With bad boys Feeling Hot Underneath the collar They sure do bitch a lot I’m getting bored With my Exes lies I’ll be fine I’ll be fine I’m always fine But what is this Oh what is this OMG Hot Mess He’s a what Oh my God He’s a hot mess He’s a what Oh my God He’s a hot mess Do you miss him though Didn’t think so You still love him right Isn’t right though Safe You gotta save your face Gotta keep your mouth shut And those legs closed Now his face Is fading And my drink Is kicking in I need more Give me just four more You know you can do this You can live without him Steve you’re gonna get through this You don’t need him anyway You know what man he’s been running his mouth Up and down town Saying all types of shit Like you a bad kisser Lousy in bed And have a tiny dick Do you know what they say Do you know what they say Do you know what they say About me OMG that guy steve? Hot Mess He’s a what Oh my God He’s a hot mess He’s a what Oh my God He’s a hot mess Motherfucker never even tried Never once did he apologise I don’t need him I don’t need him I don’t need him Anyway From the second he walked out that door Jumped into bed with every stupid whore I don’t need him I don’t need him I don’t need him Anymore Do you know what they say Do you know what they say Do you know what they say About me OMG that guy Steve? He’s a hot mess x 4 He’s a hot mess Without him He’s a hot mess Without him He’s a hot mess Do you miss him though Didn’t think so You still love him right Isn’t right though

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I am the ex who got fat I'm the one who never got over it I'm the "Oh my god you had sex with that?" Cos my face dropped when he walked he and he asked "How have you been?" "Have you put on weight?" And he must have registered my heartache Because I smug little smile crossed his face So being the idiot that I am I when out and got incredibly hammered to deal with these emotions and I wound up in a graveyard with a bottle of buckfast and I thought to myself Sittin' on a coffin wishing he were in it Drunk in a graveyard the reason I'm not really with it Every ex. every ex should disappear no family, no new boyfriend, no happiness, no good career Down in the deepest and darkest valley They should sit and rot quietly Never to make a sound, never to make a pip Nor to be seen above ground or pass me in the street Because every time they do I end up say really stupid things and makes an absolute twat of myself and I say things like I'm doing great with you I'm flight high despite you I join a gym but I never went and I got a new love its wise and cigarettes I'm doing great with you I'm flight high despite you I got new job but lose it and I got a new car but crashed it un, god what happened next? Oh yeah. Out of my peripheral vision I see Garda approaching Garda one says "Hey are you OK son?" Garda two says "Hey did you lose someone?" And in my drunken state I thought they were referring to ex and was I "OK" post breakup and I said to them I'm doing great with him I'm flight high despite him I join a gym but I never went and I got's a new love its wise and cigarettes I'm doing great with him I'm flight high despite him I got new job but lose it and I got a new car but crashed it I'm doing GREAT! I'm Fuckin' Fuckin' Fuckin' Fuckin' Fuckin' fantastic! I'm doing FINE! I'm sexy bitches like oh yes all the time, now fuck it you nosily ass policeman So after being chaste around a graveyard for the bones for 20 minutes I finally made my escape and woke up the next day in my moms house and all I think to myself was fuck fuck fuck I'm fucked

Steven- Its not weird you use my toothbrush Because you always wash it in bowling water and salt Tara- And its not weird I sleep in your bed Though you feel free to fart then I'm in it Steven- And its not weird Tara - I've seen you nake Steven- That was an accident Tara- We just good friends Steven- But maybe when we're 50 Tara- and both of us are still single Steven- Maybe? Tara- Maybe? Steven/Tara- Maybe? Steven- And its not weird that your mother wishes I was straighter. She thinks I'd make a good boyfriend Tara- And its not weird that father always flirts with me, ask's me what am I doing with a boy like you Steven- And its not weird Tara- we got a plan B Steven- that involves a baby Tara- in our later years Steven- But maybe when we're 50 Tara- and both of us are still single Steven- Maybe? Tara- Maybe? Steven/Tara- Maybe? Steven and Tara (chatting) Steven and Tara- And its not weird x 6 Steven- And its not weird that when you have a boyfriend I do get jealous for all the time you spend with him Tara- And its not weird that miss you when I'm with him

All I really wanted was to win at lest one To not be the one leave wanting pick up paces, when dumped Cos all I really wanted was to win at lest one Yes I, I bet money that I could make him cry And with every tear fall I admit it. I smiled Cos all I really wanted was for him to believe that's there's move fish in the sea but non like not one like me So All I really wanted Yes all I really wanted was to win at lest one

Bought a scarf of red and brown like an apple left out to rot Bought a ring for his brow and it grabbed me as a went to go Tangled is this hair of mine with tricky fingers a let it slide Looked into his deep Herzl eyes felt a warm breeze through this tower of snow Cause he makes the weather x 3 And there no light where he is gone. Bought a shirt of blue and grey to wrap around him, to brighten his day But not a sideway glance nor a smile Just more coughing and frustrated sighs Kiss him from his head to his toes Said a small pray lay my head on his chest Felt a heart beating slow Close my eyes and I hope for the best Cause he makes the weather x 3 And there no light where he is gone. You can do it x 2 Kiss me baby, kiss me better You can do it x 2 Love me sweetie, love me better You can do it x 2 Kiss me baby, kiss me better You can do it x 2 Love me sweetie, love me better Screaming for the top of my voice don't take him his my only man I kissed him as hard as I could but it cold not care his illness Oh this of conversion is driving me crazy I don't know what to do his my only baby I feel his hand in mine, the grime is loosening I don't know what to do anymore Fuck it! I'm losing him and oh He makes the weather x 2 And there no light where he is gone. And now my night are so cold Alone in my tower of snow and blow outside it blows cold

(Spoken) We were watching the movie Philadelphia I know the one where Tom Hanks contracts and with the help of Denzel Washington sues the company that i know wrongfully fires him Well halfway through the movie and halfway though a bottle of wine my dad pips up and said "Hey do you think AIDS is a plague sent by god to kill off all the gay people?" and I looked that my mother, who you may remember just found out I was in fart one if these gay people and I said to her under my breath "Hope not" (Singing) And asked me the question "Are you gay in your dreams and whats with all the dancing? Why do you talk like that?" And asked me the question "Who's the mans?" x 3 And asked me the question "Is saying the N word like say the word Faggot? What kinda baby you gonna adopt? So you just gotta work in topman for the rest of your life is that it?" And asked me the question "Who's the mans?" x 3 (Spoken) and I said "Well we both are that kinda the definition" and he said "No no no no no no no no no no no no... Who's the man?" and was just sitting there thinking "God he really don't get it" and then it dawned on me The question my father was really asking and I had the answer all locked and loaded I was ready to say "Well its a 50/50 give a take relationship is what I got going there you know what I mean?" But I looked into my fathers eyes and realised Hmmmm that not the right answer to this question so I lied So I said quiet calmly "I'm the man" Yes I'm the man Yes I'm the man I'm the man And what did he says? I'll tell you He said "Good good good good good good good."

Oh It's like a broke hip Every time I turn around in bed I feel a cold space where you used to rest your head Its like a tick every time I heard your name I flinch and for get myself Because Some nights I lie awake thinking how much I love you And other nights I lie awake thinking how much I hate you Some nights I lie awake thinking how much I love you And other nights I lie awake thinking how much I hate you And other nights I'm robbed from sleep thinking ways I can hurt you And other night I don't believe it I did not deserve you And all that I'm leave with in the aftermath of this disaster is All men yes All men are Bastards And all that I've gained from this heartbreak ad pain is the saying that All men yes All men are Bastards Hey hey hey Learn from my mistakes Hits like a ton of bricks My heart it sinks my stomach falls sick and I just can't think Its like a mind switch When I see you I hit the skids and I do stupid thing No Cos when I do I'm confused and I can st-stop st-st-stuttering du-du-du-that then leads my to d-d-ddrinking a-a-everything and then when drunk to ch-ch-chance a wave to see if you t-t-talk to you me You double take, you hesitate, you turn away, you'r points well made And all that I'm leave in is this lousy fucking t-shirt singing All men yes All men are Bastards And all that I know is point that your look was thrown is that All men yes All men are Bastards Hey hey hey Learn from my mistakes And all that I'm leave in And all that I that I know And its all a case in point And it all just goes to show And all that I've surmised after all this time is the fault in fart is mine and here the reason why Cause all that I'm leave with in the aftermath of this disaster is All men yes All men are Bastards And all that I've gained from this heartbreak ad pain is the saying that All men yes All men are Bastards And all that I'm leave in is this lousy fucking t-shirt singing All men yes All men are Bastards And all that I know is point that your look was thrown is that All men yes All men are Bastards Hey hey hey Learn from my mistakes